Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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