i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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