Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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