I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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