You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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