My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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