Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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