white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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