come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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