when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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