oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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