After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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