I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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