I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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