i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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