that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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