ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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