so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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