it was like eating out sand paper
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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