So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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