We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My ass is underappreciated
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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