Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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