Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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