So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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