It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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