ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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