Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well I just put wine in my tea
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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