So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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