i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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