I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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