How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I deserve this hangover.
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