Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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