What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
