i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
