I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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