but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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