Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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