Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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