He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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