508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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