I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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