Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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