there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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