my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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