Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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