You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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