yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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