She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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