The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
