420 ftw
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Everything about him screamed your future.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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