Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
operation have a gay friend backfired
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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