It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We left the knife in your bed.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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